Friday, August 3, 2012

Yep. I slayed the monster.

So much for your tough John Deere, thick roped toy.  I tore that bitch apart in 2 minutes, ripped its squeaking heart out, tore out all the stuffing,  and laid it at your feet.  NEXT. - Buddy the Ripper

(Oh, and slung it around until the knotted rope part hit you in the eye. I feel like David and Goliath. Bring it on! You keep buying these pricey toys and I will keep them from attacking us. I am King Buddy.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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