I see it.

I hope it does not see me.  - Buddy Love

Hmmm. Did I forget my pants again?

I feel a draft on my ass.  - Buddy Love

It's a new year. And it's a new pee.

So many things to pee on and so little time (and wienie) - Buddy Love

Hi Everyone. Happy New Year!

SAM I AM.

It's cold down here. Let's head inside!

I can smell that over here.

Maybe that is the lake water you are smelling Shanti.  - Buddy Love

Go ahead and get out of the hot tub

I will turn my head so I do not have to look at your nearly hairless body- very odd. When you are wet, you look like a hairless rat.  PS- I am standing on your towel.  -Tootsie

WHAT?! Stop peeing on my sister?

- Buddy Love (ever ready with his fire hose)

Merry Christmas from Pee Pot and all the gang!

Buddy Love's gift from the neighbors. So fitting.

I am having so much fun here visiting for the holiday weekend!- Tootsie

First, while you were working at your desk, I laid a chocolate egg by your chair. That is what we are smelling. :)

As I napped, I threw up on your creme colored comforter and hid it so you did not find it right away.
;)

Then I took your towel while you were in the hot tub so you had to parade around naked (we dogs had our Xmas Parade right here on the deck) on the deck around the house and I haven't been here 24 hours.
:)

You're welcome. - Tootsie

Pssst. I am over here. Locked up in the slammer.

I didn't have a good lawyer. Open the gate so we can play. - Roddy

I am so sad out here-

I locked myself out of the house again. Let me back in.- Sammy Boy

Did she fall or is she drunk?

I have learned that Tootsie strikes poses like Sam.  Contorts her body. This one looks as if she was hit by a car but she is perfectly happy sleeping that way.  Later I found her rolled up against the wall, half way on her back, almost pinned with her legs up the wall.  Sleeping soundly.  I wanted to send this picture to her owner saying "I am sorry, but I could not catch her in time."  :)  

Give me my bone dammit.

My name is Hank and I was rescued (bought at a flea market). I had a broken tail but otherwise, I was fine. Now I am here in this dang halfway house, with too many other dogs, and fighting this chick for a bite of my bone and not the other dogs. I am really cute, with sad eyes and I am not afraid to go NASTY to get my bone.

I am perfectly comfortable. Why do you ask?

-Sam (fitting in, wherever he can)

Please ask me. I am not comfortable with him crowding my ass. - Maisy

Hi. What's your name?

Can you open this gate?  We have been waiting all day for someone to come rescue us from this Hell Hole. - Sam and sidekick Buddy Love

Is the spaghetti done yet? It sure smells like it.

Please check again. - Sammy Boy

It's nap time and I am the only one that cannot sleep.

And someone around me has gas. Oh, that's me.  - Buddy Love

Hi. Are you here to see me?!

My name is Samson, but you can call me Sam.  I LOVE visitors.  Come on inside so we can play. I am so glad you are here.  Mmmm, you smell good.  Do you have other dogs? Mom says I am good boy. I love to play rough- did you bring a ball?  I also like treats. Got any?

I don't see a damn thing. Do you?

-Samson to Maisy. 

(Mom's watching, make it look real)