I really don't mind her leaning on me, but that ugly picture she drew of me on the bed has GOT TO GO!

It doesn't look a thing like me.  It looks like a fat raccoon with rabies (no need to convince me the little human has eyesight issues - my god) - Max

Max is a work dog. He is a seeing eye dog as well as he helps sense seizures before they happen. Good work Max, the new big brother in our family!