Oh my gawd. Is that for ME?!

Man o man.  It is past Christmas time and look what I still got. I LOVE it. My gift is purple and it rolls and spins. What the heck do you think it IS?- Dillon the lab.

My Revised Christmas List- Sam

Dear Mom:

Perhaps you missed my Christmas list. I want a black motorcycle. You can pay everything, drive, and keep it clean. I just want to look good with my "bitch" driving me around.

I already climbed in and it is a great fit. I just want my handsome face flapping in the breeze of the open road.

Picture me on the bike versus my head just poking out of some window....

This is me all jammed up in the front seat of the truck. AWFUL.

This is me all boxed up in the back of the truck.  I can barely see out and no fresh air. Call the authorities.

Opps. You are up early!

Is it Christmas yet?!  This looks bad but I did not open my bags of toys and start playing with them early. I was merely sniffing for drugs.  - Della the Dingo Dog.

Toys! I need more toys! Is this all there is?!  (I know, dogs in China only have one small used toy to share, blah blah).