Friday, May 30, 2014

Stop lifting up Riley.

I can't reach my bowl. - Sammy boy
Uh, why don't you get the hell off my back while I am trying to eat?
I can feel your penis.- Riley

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Happy 17th Birthday!!!

To the most amazing, sweet, resilient, and loving dog I know.
I give up. Who the hell is she rattling on and on about?

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Blah blah blah- Oh, no! - Grandma's handmade quilt- get down.

Not quite sure what to make of it all.  Ri Ri extraordinaire.
I am sure Grandma would WANT me to have this cover. I am the cutest grand-baby of all.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Whew. I wakes up from my nap because something stinks.

Not sure where it is coming from - do you smell that Maisy? Buddy Love
Quit fanning it with your nub.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Yes, I climbed all the way up here by myself...

But like a cat, I can't get down without help. - Maisy Moo
Help lift my delicate derriere and use your legs, not your back honey.

Monday, May 19, 2014

So this is all we have to do Sam?

Just sit up here flexing and the hot babes will come to us?- Buddy Love
Yep.- Samson
Let me lick my lips, LL Cool J style. - Buddy Love

Friday, May 16, 2014

Shame our neighbor has a new car but no blinker....

Hmmffff.  MAYBE someone should show her where it is...- Sam to Buddy

If you can't drive, get OFF THE ROAD lady.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Monday, May 12, 2014

That squirrel looks mean.

Mom should go get it. - Buddy Love
And I may or may not have sharted on her comforter...

Sunday, May 11, 2014

I hear mom call me but I do not trust the tone of her voice...

It is better to stay relaxed, over the back of the couch. - Buddy Love
Wait, I am not supposed to be ON the back of the couch! Well now I am verklempt.

Saturday, May 10, 2014

We sit here because the oven is our best friend.

And the stove. Whatcha got cookin on the stove? - Maisy and Sam
Smells like hell but we will eat it anyway...

Thursday, May 8, 2014

I love the show about this rescue facility!

I want Oprah or Ellen to sponsor one for MTNS of East Coast! Or maybe crowd source the funds.  NO KILL. Let's be better/smarter humans.


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Take your arm out of the sling and pet us with that one too.

Seriously. We need lots of love.- Buddy, with Riley
 You know this about us but still ration out your affection.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Spoiled indoor dogs.

Where mom? Can you take a picture and show us?- Sam, Maisy, Buddy with Shanti on couch
I think she means us but I am not acknowledging it.- Sam I am smart

Southern huntin' dogs....

Git you one now, ya hear?!

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Superdog recharging batteries.

But my kryptonite is the sun and it is putting me to sleep.- Buddy Love Sun
I must resist. I must bounce off walls.

Thursday, May 1, 2014