I am not missing any more meals....

I live like a snake. Coiled up, behind my "prey" of food.  Waiting....- Tootsie

Ok, so you caught me reworking your blog...

Really, you must make this stuff up. It never happened like that. - Tootsie (in my chair)

You wanna piece of this?

I will "Rocky Balboa" your ass. - Tootsie

Oh, and I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, big boy.

I am just getting all psyched up to let loose on your face. - Love Tootsie

You are not wearing THAT to bed are you?

Now come here and lay beside me, hot thing.

We all have good and evil in us....

(See if you can tell which is which Santa). Nice Tootsie...

Naughty Naked Tootsie...

Does my butt look big?

Since I have been here visiting, I feel bloated and fat.  Does my ass look big to you? I kinda like more junk in my trunk.- Tootsie

That's it.

Keep it steady driver.  I have now spotted deer in the woods.  I plan to attack and kill. Before I do, can you pull my little hoodie up? -Tootsie

Typing this blog is EXHAUSTING....

I am gonna make sure I post more about me, and more of my pictures. (Because lord I am cute. Have you seen me?) - Tootsie

I can rest. I wrote some funny shit today.

Come closer....

I appear all sweet and thoughtful.  Waiting with anticipation for the rest of your words to me. In reality I smell something tasty on your breath. Come to me. You curl my whiskers.  - Tootsie Roll

It's camouflage baby-

If I was a snake, I would have bit you. You didn't even know I was on your bed. I am a chameleon like that.

-Tootsie

Fill 'er up please.

 And check under the hood. Oh, don't worry. I am not driving. Sammy boy does all the driving.  Right now he is hung over and resting his head on Shanti before we take off for the open road so all is good  -Tootsie

Naked Thanksgiving

I started my day by slipping out to the hot tub on my deck to watch the sun come up.  I am dog sitting for the holiday and of course, Tootsie wanted to come along.  She is a little dog (poodle/bichon frise mix) with a low tolerance for cold weather.

Since it was so early, I slipped out naked with a blue towel wrapped around me.  I have neighbors all around but late at night (or very early), I do not bother with a swim suit.  So Tootsie and I go out to the hot tub with only a towel wrap around me and I quickly slipped in before anyone could spot me.  Tootsie began to shiver soon, even sitting on my towel so I decided to wrap it around her and tuck it in. I never thought beyond that moment of helping her stay warm....when she got up and walked off with my towel draped around her!  There she goes, down the deck looking back at me sweetly and soon the towel slips off her.

Now I have two choices- walk of shame, slow, tip toe, secretly hoping no one is looking or run like hell, figuring no one can make out any details of me streaking (like they don't know it is me at my own home) until I can pick up the towel and make my way back into the house. I opted for #2 and rushed for the towel. Tootsie could not understand all the fuss.

I am now very awake and alive for my Thanksgiving Day.  This naked turkey made a memorable impression on her neighbors, with a little help from my friend: