Wednesday, December 7, 2011

And that is why they call me a wiener dog.....

While visiting my mom we had quite the array of dogs from 3 families.  The characters in this story are my male boxer Sam, Mom's white GSD Della, and my brother's dachshund Buster.  Well, my brother likes to call him "bust-a-nut" but that is another story.



Well, Buster is very young and playful. And he kept getting more and more friendly with Sam. All these dogs have been around each other before without sexual incidence but obviously romance was in the air.  Buster kept licking Sam's man part and was small enough to stand under him and "milk the cow".  We kept shoeing Buster off but frankly, they BOTH seemed to like it. Sam would straddle right up to him for a licking over and over.

Soon we noticed Sam had mounted poor Della (still a pup and first sexual encounter I imagine) and had his lipstick out and ready. All dogs are fixed but still, we had to separate Sam. I pondered WHY Sam was so taken this time with Della. At first I said aloud, I guess he has discovered he has a taste for blondes. That is when Mom remarked... it is not his fault. Buster got him all worked up!