Thursday, December 29, 2011

My Revised Christmas List- Sam

Dear Mom:

Perhaps you missed my Christmas list. I want a black motorcycle. You can pay everything, drive, and keep it clean. I just want to look good with my "bitch" driving me around.


I already climbed in and it is a great fit. I just want my handsome face flapping in the breeze of the open road.

Picture me on the bike versus my head just poking out of some window....

This is me all jammed up in the front seat of the truck. AWFUL.

This is me all boxed up in the back of the truck.  I can barely see out and no fresh air. Call the authorities.


Welcome Home Mom....

I am just getting back from a month long holiday trip/vacation.  I wake up to the picture below, winter here, frost, steam coming off the lake so I decide to sit in the hot tub outside - to meditate and absorb all the beauty of this day.  My 3 little babies still lay inside sleeping.  I woke up with Maisy on her bed, right beside me...snoring as usual.



I think about the stories over the past month.  My house sitter/dog sitter got a call at 1:30am from the neighbors while I was gone. Seems Maisy got out in the middle of the night and went for a neighborhood romp (probably got the other dogs barking).  I laughed, because as many of you know, Maisy is a Houdini Escape Artist and likes to test everyone.  I recall another time when another girlfriend was watching my dogs and Maisy got out while she napped. She found her but the more she chased her, the more Maisy ran. It is a game to her.  My friend (26) was mad but laughing, as she could not catch the old girl in the 'hood.

Let me remind you that Maisy is 14 years, 6 months old. Overweight with arthritis. Completely blind in one eye. Just had 3 cancerous tumors removed last month, and has a throat infection (on meds for that now).  We lock the gates, bungee cord them, drag furniture to cover it even more.  She can also get out of her kennel and open doors.  She can do everything but NOT poop on my driveway.

So, back to my story, I am in awe of nature and my surroundings, relaxing and happen to glance over for the first time at my gate from the hot tub.  It was WIDE open and my heart went racing. As some of you know, Maisy likes to take Sam on her new adventures and he is her apprentice in escaping now.  I jump up, cold and wet now and run to the gate, worried my babies are out and can get hit/hurt.


Maisy "The Mangler" has destroyed my gate and fencing, and left it wide open to leave me a message. AFTER she un-bungeed the cord and moved the metal bench aside.

I run around screaming her name, with just my towel on. I figured she got out while I was relaxing but alas, she was still inside with Sam. I quickly shut the remains of my gate and scolded her as she smiled up at me and wiggled her whole butt. I guess she got out on ME in the middle of the night, got bored after running around town, came home and got into her bed.  So today when it warms up, I get to fix the gate once again.  I hope if anyone saw her and Sam, they just thought they were short, fat reindeer lost after Christmas.  Not my babies, my babies would never do that to ME, only the dog sitters.

Sam- did you do it? "Not me momma."  And looks away.
Maisy- did you do it? "I was here all night with you momma. Now give the sweet girl a treat please. I need something to take this nasty taste of metal out of my mouth!"