Ok. I am in hell.

It is 103 degrees outside. No breeze.  And the only piece of shade I find on this boat is by the speaker.  Please God of all dogs, have mom turn down her hip hop music. Some of us are trying to catch a nap.- Maisy Moo

(I am 15 years old. Lord just take me now...)

Psssst. Over here. Please take me with you.

I hate these damn walks. Do I look happy? Save me. It is freakin hot out here.- random Boston Terrier

You reckon they have binoculars over there?

I think they can see us over here swimming naked. - Buddy, with Sam.

Don't fight it. Don't push me off.

You know you want these dog kisses as much as I do. - Samson

(Now put down that phone sweetie and wrap your arms around me)

Please give us a bite of your taco mister.

While we are only part Chihuahua, we still appreciate Taco Bell very much so.

- Sophia and Lucy

(Please spare us a morsal. We are very small and do not require much. Muchas Gracias.)

Speak louder.

She has been banging me with this faux leopard purse in the head all day. What is that you say pup?- Gertie

 ( I said, "wherever did you get that bag?" - Pup)

Whoa. What did we just hit?!

Don't worry. I am checking off the back of the boat to see.  Hit it again mommy. - Buddy McCluskey

Saturdays wear me out.

All those walks!  And then the swimming and boating.  - Shanti

(Please give me strength to get thru the kayak rides and truck rides on Sunday).

I do not see why we had to leave.

I was having so much fun playing with my dog friends on the island.

I am not speaking to anyone right now. Just let me pout. - Sam

Kiss me momma. I looove you.

No, kiss me like you mean it like this!- Buddy Love 

For the last time pup, I am NOT your momma. Now let me enjoy the damn boat ride! I don't know how many more of these I have left. - Maisy

Hey, Sweet Cheeks....

How long you think until you get this boat uncovered and take me for a ride? I am getting hot. - Buddy

Who me? Nope, I am not planning my next escape.

How long have you been there watching me?- Maisy the escape artist.

(PS- you know I can move this iron bench right?)

(God I just love opening gates...)

All mine. No one can have it. MINE.

I killed it by taking out all its stuffing and squeaky heart., and I am not sharing. - Samson

(Please, aren't you going to at least try to get it and take it away from me?)

Can you get this party barge started already?

WHAT is taking so long? - Buddy Love

You are looking so GOOD today Della.

Let me help push you closer to the TV where you can see better.  (I never knew I had such a thing for blondes). - Sam

Ducks. Where at mom???

I think I see one over here.  Nope, I hear them over this way.  - The not-so-deadly-hunter pack of Sam, Shanti, and Buddy.

Yes Driver. The four of us discussed it...

We all feel safest in the far back corner of the boat.  We have seen you maneuver the boat.- Buddy, Sam, Shanti and Maisy.

(And we are the ones born without thumbs...?)

Dogs playing twister.

Sleeping-in-the-truck version. - Sam, Buddy, and Shanti

Shame only 4 of us and my luggage can fit in the front seat- while Maisy has the entire backseat to herself!

Hold me mommy.

I do feel better, now that you explain it that way to me (and press your bosom into my face). - Bolt

Bolt- not of the lightning kind.

Damn girlfriend.

I know you haven't seen me in ages but your grip is killing me. - Spanky (pit and basset hound rescue)

Let go. I am trying to bit your ear. - Spanky

1, 2, 3. Strike a pose.....VOGUE.

Sammy, Shanti, and little man Buddy.

What's the matter Buddy?

Why aren't you sitting with all your friends?  "Shut up momma. That is not funny." - Buddy McCluskey

(Goodness knows he tries to make friends....)

Stop trying to put the moves on me.

Damn monkey. I am trying to sleep now and he will not get off of me. - Petey

(I will love and slobber on him in the morning, just not now)

Sam. Where is Shanti?

Big Brother, Little Brother....

I see it too Sam. Which one of us should jump off and swim after it? - Buddy Love

Since I do not like the water, you might want to go...

Whoa. Is it morning already?

Man, did you see the couch move? I almost lost my balance and fell off. - Samson

Man down. Shark attack.

This is what visitors get, when they get into the pit (on the floor) with my 4 kids.  They love you hard, and you cannot get up, trapped in a circle of love. Swarmed by good intentions gone wild. 

 (Give us some love)

Good Sunday morning fans of the Bud body...

Be sure to stretch out, enjoy the morning sun and show off your sexy self.  - Buddy Love

Yes, I am under here.

Why don't you be a good girl and uncover this boat so we can take it for a spin? - Shanti

(the boat whisperer)

I love to shop.

I am picking my new man necklace. Wait, is that yummy canned dog food over there?- Sam

So much for mom to buy, so little time.