My new foster mom is a freak. First, she makes me wear this bright blue harness. THEN, she puts me in a bright PINK kennel (yes, I have a penis). I am like color blind and I can see better than she can! Next she gives me a stuffed animal to play with- so I bite the head off and gut the insides out of it to send her a message. Do I freakin' LOOK happy?
My name is Buddy and send help quick before she really gets crazy. I think I saw a winter dog outfit waiting for me, so I can walk with her and the heathen dogs she has now. Hell, I do not even like the cold and it is FINE by me to continue to do "my business" in the house and let little-miss-dog-rescue-freaky-poo clean it up. Anyway, I need your help. Come get me soon, I think I hear her calling me now. Gawd please let her leave me the hell alone. - Buddy
