Please do tell me your problems.

I obviously have none of my own - Sam I am

Well, I can't let someone else's perfectly good lunch go to waste.

Yum.  Re-chewed beef - dog sitting Finnegan

I think I may need help getting up.

Sam I am.

Which leg goes first?

Damn mom! You hit the gas too hard.

And I ain't got no seat belt on yet - Buddy Love

And I think I farted just a little.

You gonna pull me on waterskis or what?!

Buddy Loving the water

Wanna see me lick my eyeball?

God no! - Mom

Honey, let's not argue about who put their paw in the paint.

It is such a nice day and we know I didn't do it, now don't we?  - Buddy Love