Wanna see me lick my eyeball?

God no! - Mom

Honey, let's not argue about who put their paw in the paint.

It is such a nice day and we know I didn't do it, now don't we?  - Buddy Love

You smell like mom's french fries!

 And now you are in trouble... Shanti

Huh? I don't know what you are talking about - Sam

I tell you what Ellen...

I was out running with Hazel the other day and let's just say, she needed to be out running.  - Shanti Super Model

Have you seen her lately? Can't miss her.

Maybe I did and maybe I didn't drag my butt across the carpet.

 If I did, the rug burn should be enough punishment. - Truman

Now let me enjoy my bone while my butt still burns.

No thanks. I am on a diet.

-Street dog in India. (They get a lot of handouts)

I know I saw the vet put those treats up here somewhere.

Hurry Riley. She will be back any minute.- Riley self talk