Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Why am I always the prettiest one wherever I go?

I didn't even need to paint my nails pink for this. - Boxer Patron
Look around. No wonder I am single!

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Hurry up boy. C'mon!

The dog treat tent is down here. I can smell it. - Rescue with volunteer "walker".
I hope you brought some money. I am fresh out. - Dog

Monday, September 15, 2014

Is that Frank over there?

Hell, I haven't seen him in a long time. - Handsome Beach Bash Attendee
He has gained some weight but he still has his balls I see.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

They say I am old.

 But I am not the one that has to wear a name tag to remember my name...
Isn't that right Jan? - Beach Bash 2014 Attendee

Friday, September 12, 2014

Look at those dogs outside playing, while we are stuck here inside.

Well, we DO have a doggie door.- Shanti baby
Yeah, but I would have to get off the ottoman and leave my bone to do it. - Sam I am