Why am I always the prettiest one wherever I go?

I didn't even need to paint my nails pink for this. - Boxer Patron

Look around. No wonder I am single!

Hurry up boy. C'mon!

The dog treat tent is down here. I can smell it. - Rescue with volunteer "walker".

I hope you brought some money. I am fresh out. - Dog

Is that Frank over there?

Hell, I haven't seen him in a long time. - Handsome Beach Bash Attendee

He has gained some weight but he still has his balls I see.

Stop staring at my boobs perv.

Seriously.  Boston Terrier Attendee at Beach Bash 2014

They say I am old.

 But I am not the one that has to wear a name tag to remember my name...

Isn't that right Jan? - Beach Bash 2014 Attendee

Look at those dogs outside playing, while we are stuck here inside.

Well, we DO have a doggie door.- Shanti baby

Yeah, but I would have to get off the ottoman and leave my bone to do it. - Sam I am

Damn. Who is that whistling at my ass?

 Buddy Love