Are you my new mom?

I had always imagined she would be prettier and we would ride around in a Mercedes. - Lu Lu (rescue)

No offense...

(Miss Lu Lu is available for Foster or Adoption. Gorgeous 25 lb female. Needs training. Love bug)

Can I get a glass of water while you are up?

This snack is making me choke - Buddy Love

So, you have come to the master.

Shhhh. Today I am sleeping and I shall teach you how to sleep. - Buddy Love

(Find a sunny spot and place your buttocks on a nice clean pillow or two)

This new doggie bed just isn't that comfortable. Is it Sam?

No, makes me sore after a few days of rest on it Buddy. - Sam

Someone has got to tell mom not to buy this brand for us anymore.- Buddy

Everyone okay in the back?

I am about to kick it into high gear so hold on- Samson

(Wait!  The gate is still shut!)

So thirsty...

What's so funny? - Buddy Love, double fisting.

There. Now your deck won't catch on fire.

You can thank me later. - Buddy Love