"For the comfort and convenience of your dog"

Schoep passed away yesterday. He was 20. RIP.

One day I will swim and explore this vast lake.

 Just not today. - Finnegan

Who's there?

Go get 'em Mom. - Budman

No, my name is not "Sand" but I do think that is funny.

- Kayla on the beach

Don't think I can't see you in the truck trying to leave without me. I wouldn't do that if I were you...

- Shanti Baby

Keep talking; I just wanna see if these things are real.

I am from Boston and I AM a doctor. - Buddy Love

I smell ass and it ain't yours this time Sammy.

- Buddy Love