I have done worse for less than a fig newton from a driveby-

Quiet my son. They think we are dogs. Just keep responding to their whistles.

Why YES I AM a big ole furry puppy!  Got another fig newton (you dumb ass)?

Let me snuggle up here to the camera over here....

Hi. I am Buddy and the camera loves me. Let me come lick you and the camera lens.  Work my magic.

Get a pic of THIS tongue shutterbug.

This bed is only big enough for one of us kid.

Sam to his sidekick Buddy.

I have lived a life in my four short years that most really cannot fathom.

What's say you bring me a treat, sit down, and let me share my hard earned wisdom?- Samson

The trail is over here. I can smell the rabbit tracks.

Then what the hell is it I smell?  I think it ran over here.- Everybody

Hmmfff. I am mad at you. You didn't believe me when I said I was hurt.

You called me a "Diva". Now freakin look at my leg.  Broke in 3 places. What? Were the x-rays lying?

I cannot look at you right now. I am in so much pain. Emotionally and physically.

I never doubt when you are hurt. I just don't care.

Let me and my bad leg drag off and find someone that really love us.

I have lost 3 lbs over all this stress and trauma.  Mostly I blame you.

WHO is the sexy hallway monitor?

Ah, thanks- but I don't see it.  - Maisy Moo

(Got any treats before you go by? That may help me feel more sexy.)