I swear, these two fuckheads are related....

I am trying to enjoy the breeze and this biotch is having a titanic moment. It was a movie. Let it die. - Shanti

Really?!!  Its like mom is choking me out trying to love on me for the camera. I will not forget this. Ever.

Hey kid. You wanna box? - Samson to Buddy

No thanks. I would rather hold you down and kiss you! - Buddy

(Admit it. You know you like it.)

Just so we are clear. I am only kissing you because you taste like wine. - Shanti

(Plus I need a little buzz to hang out with you and your nearly hairless animal pack)

Hey Sweetheart. Do fries come with that shake? - Buddy Love

(And hurry it up a little, will ya?!)

OMG. Isn't there someone else she can hug? - Shanti

(Tell her to let go before I go all "chow vicious on her ass")

Yep, I think I want her as my girlfriend. She smells stinky fine to me. - Buddilicious

I've got the intruder subdued. I will hold her while you teach her a lesson Maisy.- Samson

(With Maisy, and visiting neighbor Belle. No dogs were harmed in this re-enactment).