Smelly Sit ups

I laid down to stretch and do my stomach work- my mistake. Sam had his big man paw pulling on my hair, and here you can see him picking my hair out of his teeth. Shanti rolled on to her back and kept kangaroo kicking me in the face. Gotta shut the door next time. My expression tells the rest of the story.  Does everyone else's sit-ups smell funny too (armpits and butt)???

Halloween for dogs-

Trick or Treat. I am in your seat.  Now where are YOU gonna sit?

Since you gotta hold me now, look at my Halloween collar.  HOT huh? And no, you cannot have it. Touch it and I WILL bite you. (Happy Halloween Human).

"OMG Momma.  What the hell IS that?  It is scaring me. Make the neighbors take it down." - Shanti, the brave one.

I can see just fine officer. Why do you ask?

When I look to my right, this is what I see. Above, body block of the window. Below, well, the picture tells the tail....

HONK! Get in mom- let's go.

"Mom, the vet has already taken Maisy. We need to go quick. Jump in the back".- Sam and Shanti.

Hell yes I can drive. I must have seen you do it a thousand times.  I have already adjusted all your mirrors and played with the windows - up and down, up and down.- Shanti

Who will save us now?

How will we ever get back to the mainland from this island so far away momma? - my dogs and their friends

Did you see that Shanti?

Yes, damn it Sam.  And I could see a lot better if your BIG head was not blocking my view....- Shanti

Sam on the love attack all day-

Watching a movie with company and Sam comes over the back of the chair to "attack" for some kisses.

Here he greets company by knocking her down in the corner and assaulting her with boxer kisses.  He thinks EVERYONE loves them. "Why wouldn't they momma? I am handsome and I give good love. Slobber love."

And boating really makes him horny. He kisses anyone that sits on the seats, as often as possible.  He is insatiable.