Friday, December 19, 2014

Mom better get her waders on....

because I am NOT going to get that ball.
She knows I don't go deeper than the shallow end.


Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Man overboard, port side.

Someone should jump in and get them since I am too small to help - Buddy
Won't be me- Shanti
I just ate - Sam


Tuesday, December 16, 2014

I smell turkey jerky...

Tell me the truth. Did you open a bag without me? - Buddy Love
Because you know I can smell the stank on your hot breath.

Monday, December 15, 2014

Why won't you kiss me?

Is it because people in the other cars can see us? - Riley the kissing bandit
Don't be embarrassed because you have stinky breath.