I can't scale this rock on my own.

But I can step on Sam's head to reach the top.- Shanti supermodel with 'tude

I am tired of sitting here with him anyway. And he has a big head.

Well, HEY THERE!

Watch these moves funny face.- Maisy Moo

I may be old but I love to squiggle in the grass.

Well damn! We missed the hot dog vendor.

I told you we shouldn't stop to pee on everything and sniff others' poop. - Riley to Hannah

Now I am really hungry...

You know what Sam?

I feel sorry for the other dogs that don't have golf carts. -Buddy Love

Look. There goes a dog now. Running all on its own. So sad.

When are you coming to lay with me?

You know I cannot nap with you up and running around. - Riley

One of us should keep an eye on the road.

Selfie this, selfie that- while I keep us alive. -Riley

Now she wants to change the radio station. We are going to die.

Just goes to show you, you can't choose your foster parent....

Why do the other kids at the beach have swim fins

 And I have none?- Sam I am wondering...

I thought I was a good boy.