Just so we are clear, I don't like you.

I don't like you either. - Maisy back to Shanti

And I was on the deck first...

I feel rain. Do you feel rain Sam?

It is definitely starting to sprinkle. - Buddy

Does this truck make my ass look big?

You can take a picture. It will last longer. - Maisy Grey has still got it

So you are having trouble keeping a certain dog off the furniture?

I can sympathize.  I often find the home owner sleeping in my big bed.

Putting their head on my ass pillow, of all things!

You really need to take me for a ride now.

A storm is coming and I am not getting any younger.  - Shanti Baby

If you see any gray hairs, pluck them.

And for god's sake don't blog about it. - Sam I am getting distinquished

I tell all the bitches I am only 3.

Hmmm. Someone just pulled in and I can hear them talking...

Something about a funny looking cat sitting in the windowsill.- Riley my love

I don't get it.