Dear God,

 Thank you for this bone I am about to devour. All I ask is the others leave this ole girl alone so I can enjoy it in peace. Amen. - Maisy Moo

Resting up.

Before I do more damage. I mean home improvements. - Buddy McCluskey

If I don't move, no one will see me.

This is my secret hiding place.  No one knows I go here to be by myself.

I am still not sure how you found me....- Shanti

What is the A/C set on?

Can you please make it hotter in here.  I am freezing.- Buddy Love

Hurry! We are late for church.

Guarding the guest house.

You can repay me by not complaining about my farts.- Buddy

Who farted? I smell a fart but it was not me. At least I am pretty sure. -Samson

Graveyard

Grave digger, resting.

(All this while I showered).