Boogie Monster

The boogie monster lives under my guest bed.  It is solid black, with glow-in- the-dark eyes, and shiny white teeth. It bangs on the hardwood floor as you hear it pull its boney body under the bed. There it sleeps, listening for you above.  This monster wails in its sleep.  It bangs its head against the floor with bad dreams. It kicks, flails around, screams and makes awful sounds.  Guests have tried to describe the noises and cannot. They beg me not to let the boogie monster in at night, so they can sleep. These attacks happen periodically all through the night with no rest for the weary. No matter how much you yell or scream, the noises don't stop.

Shanti can pull her skeleton like body under that bed and has horrible nightmares.  People dread her banging under their bed all night long.  She does not care. See below, as boogie monster dog (40 lbs) emerges from dark to pull out from under 7" tall bed frame...

Here is a glimpse of the monster, hiding under the bed. If you cannot see you, she thinks you cannot see her.