When do you think we get to leave?

I am sure this is the way out. I saw mom leave this way and I will not rest until I know she is coming back. Do you think that bright light is her returning for us? Shanti and Samson

(Please come get us mom.  We don't know what to do without you....well, except to tear this place up in our anguish).

It is MY Freakin Black Friday...

Out of my way, you bastards.  Black Friday means ME, just look at our reflections stupid.
I go first and I go alone to shop!- Shanti

I am all set to hit the lines to shop before daylight. Mom needs to wake her butt up and let me out now before all the good treat and toy deals are taken!- Shanti

Smelly Sit ups

I laid down to stretch and do my stomach work- my mistake. Sam had his big man paw pulling on my hair, and here you can see him picking my hair out of his teeth. Shanti rolled on to her back and kept kangaroo kicking me in the face. Gotta shut the door next time. My expression tells the rest of the story.  Does everyone else's sit-ups smell funny too (armpits and butt)???