My but your butt looks big from down here....

Did you happen to notice my big teeth? The better to bite you with!- Shanti

It's nap time and I am the only one that cannot sleep.

And someone around me has gas. Oh, that's me.  - Buddy Love

You gonna get out of the hot tub or what?

It is my turn for some bubble time before the water gets cold. - Sam

Take the picture already. I cannot hold this pose any longer.

Besides, someone peed in the water. - Ellen

Hey Sam. You wanna rub my belly?

How 'bout you take off my man panties. They are starting to chafe me. - Buddy and his maxi pad

I have a leg cramp and can't wake up.

(Sam I am)

Yeah Yeah.

I know it is "your chair" and "your blanket", but can you pipe down so I can sleep?! - Shanti

(I am not even sure how I got up here)

We knew it would only be a matter of time before you find out our secret.

Doggie gates cannot keep us apart. Our love was meant to be- Finnigan and Truman

It's weird. I smell poop and dead fish.

Where IS that smell coming from? - Shanti

(And how can I get more of it?)

Some people have cows in the field.

I have dogs in the dirt. - Buddy getting ready to kick up some dust.

(Shoo little piglet, shoo.)

I forgot what I came out here for....

-Maisy Moo.  Naked, without her necklace, sexy at 15.5 years of age.

We are here. Where the hell is the captain of this boat?

This is the second time this week this has happened.  Do we have the right day and time?- Shanti, Buddy, Sam, and Maisy

NO Maisy. I will not let you tear up mom's bra!

I will put my body in harm's way to keep Maisy from chewing up mom's favorite undergarments. - My Buddy

(Did you see me mom? I blocked Maisy Moo from ripping up your stuff even more than I did at first. Opps.)

Yep. I slayed the monster.

So much for your tough John Deere, thick roped toy.  I tore that bitch apart in 2 minutes, ripped its squeaking heart out, tore out all the stuffing,  and laid it at your feet.  NEXT. - Buddy the Ripper

(Oh, and slung it around until the knotted rope part hit you in the eye. I feel like David and Goliath. Bring it on! You keep buying these pricey toys and I will keep them from attacking us. I am King Buddy.)

Pffftthhht.

I don't have to do what you want. We are on open waters - and I am my own man out here at sea. - Buddy

I love the sunset. I just wish I had this boat all to myself.

Everyone really does get on my nerves,  in a bad way.  - Shanti

Just so we are clear. I am only kissing you because you taste like wine. - Shanti

(Plus I need a little buzz to hang out with you and your nearly hairless animal pack)

Stop trying to put the moves on me.

Damn monkey. I am trying to sleep now and he will not get off of me. - Petey

(I will love and slobber on him in the morning, just not now)

Sam. Where is Shanti?

Me no love boating too much

Do I look like a lab?- Buddy