I am so sad out here-

I locked myself out of the house again. Let me back in.- Sammy Boy

I am sleepy mom, and a little hungry.

Can you bring me one of those treats you hide in the cabinet?  -Buddy Love

My but your butt looks big from down here....

Did you happen to notice my big teeth? The better to bite you with!- Shanti

Push down harder on the gas pedal mom. I ain't getting no younger.

I want to feel the wind in my hair! - Maisy

(Old girl loves her rides)

What? Why is this Buddy's bed? It fits me perfectly.

Now go find my bastard step-child of a brother his own damn bed. I'm sleeping. - Shanti, not getting up.

WHY do you keep doing this?!

I don't like the crap you feed me.  I turn it over in disgust. Then you take my picture, and laugh. You piss me off.  -Shanti

Gimme kisses old girl.

Love me some cougar mouth. - Buddy Love with Maisy Moo Pig

Some people have cows in the field.

I have dogs in the dirt. - Buddy getting ready to kick up some dust.

(Shoo little piglet, shoo.)

You heard me right woman! More please.

 These things just don't hold up. -Buddy Love.

I forgot what I came out here for....

-Maisy Moo.  Naked, without her necklace, sexy at 15.5 years of age.

Pffftthhht.

I don't have to do what you want. We are on open waters - and I am my own man out here at sea. - Buddy

I am sexy and I know it!

Come get you some of this- Buddy Love

Hi, you look famous to me.

Do I know you from TV? - Buddy to Natalie Pasqurella  (Channel 9)

Anyway, I peed on your beach sand.  Maybe you can report on that.

And maybe a little on your umbrella stand.

Yep, I think I want her as my girlfriend. She smells stinky fine to me. - Buddilicious

Saturdays wear me out.

All those walks!  And then the swimming and boating.  - Shanti

(Please give me strength to get thru the kayak rides and truck rides on Sunday).

All mine. No one can have it. MINE.

I killed it by taking out all its stuffing and squeaky heart., and I am not sharing. - Samson

(Please, aren't you going to at least try to get it and take it away from me?)

Can you get this party barge started already?

WHAT is taking so long? - Buddy Love

Sam. Where is Shanti?

Big Brother, Little Brother....

I see it too Sam. Which one of us should jump off and swim after it? - Buddy Love

Since I do not like the water, you might want to go...

Me no love boating too much

Do I look like a lab?- Buddy