Alpha dog and pack leader....

 Opps. Wrong picture.

Here:

Shanti- leader of the pack and household. Crazy skinny biotch.

Go ahead and get out of the hot tub

I will turn my head so I do not have to look at your nearly hairless body- very odd. When you are wet, you look like a hairless rat.  PS- I am standing on your towel.  -Tootsie

I am having so much fun here visiting for the holiday weekend!- Tootsie

First, while you were working at your desk, I laid a chocolate egg by your chair. That is what we are smelling. :)

As I napped, I threw up on your creme colored comforter and hid it so you did not find it right away.
;)

Then I took your towel while you were in the hot tub so you had to parade around naked (we dogs had our Xmas Parade right here on the deck) on the deck around the house and I haven't been here 24 hours.
:)

You're welcome. - Tootsie

I am so sad out here-

I locked myself out of the house again. Let me back in.- Sammy Boy

I am sleepy mom, and a little hungry.

Can you bring me one of those treats you hide in the cabinet?  -Buddy Love

My but your butt looks big from down here....

Did you happen to notice my big teeth? The better to bite you with!- Shanti

I call this piece, "resting baby pig"....

- Buddy Love

When I was little we didn't have our own truck.

You dogs today have it easy.  - Maisy Moo

Who you calling Fugly?

Come closer so I can bite off your ugly...  - Emma

I have quieted the naysayers. Please go on....

-Della with her doll

Whodunnit Video (short)

I am sick of pulling this cart and that fat ass Maisy up this hill.

I say we all stop pulling and just sit this one out. - Sam to Della and Shanti

I can still tell that you farted, even back here.

Thank you very much. - Della

Let me get down to your level....

Even though we BOTH know how this fight is gonna end. - Della to Buster

Start slow, that's right baby....

 Now give Sammy some tongue...

GO AWAY. I am trying to sleep already.

Shanti- Black Beauty

Ah, what a crisp new day! I say, IS that a Sciuridae (squirrel) I see out playing?

Well, GOOD for it! - Della Dolittle

Do you ever sometimes just wanna knock mom off that cart?

Shhhh. Humans are practically deaf but they can hear some things. -Della back to Sam

I see you.

Go away or else. -Buddy Love

I am too tired to chew. Too tired to care.

Ever have one of those days? - Sam