Momma.

 

It's time you took me to the groomer - Chulo

I need a little manscaping.

 

I still don't see why I can't play with your good shoes.

First it is your dirty underwear, and now this - Buddy Loveless

.Good thing I still have your work gloves.

Yep, you're right Buddy.

Your butt does smell funny - Shanti Baby

Maybe it is something you ate and "sharted" out.

You gonna give me dat?

Because I am, as you say, "so damn cute" - Papi to mama

How about if I turn my head more, like this? Hmmm?

Is it just me

or is this blanket just too rough to sleep on? - Chulo

I told her to stop shopping at Walmart for my things.

How could the boat leave without me?

I am the cute one - Buddy Love

Seriously.

I hope I get a burger.

I could really use a burger right now - Sam I am

Hold the pickle. I got my pickle already, pointed at you.  (he he)