No I don't want to play.

Go away. It's my birthday and I will nap if I want to- Sam I am

Yes, I did hoard all the treats and toys. Again, it is my BIRTHDAY.

I reach for it every morning.

But he just scoots further away - Buddy (and Sam)

When did we get like this?

I clean mom's windows for free.

Then she acts like she doesn't appreciate it - Buster the Foster

Oh good. The new neighbor is a lab.

She can swim over to me with her beautiful webbed feet - Sam I am

I love a woman with some hips, girth, long nose, rudder tail, and webbed toes. They make the best swimmers, and honestly the best lovers.

Did you hear that?

Me either - Buddy Love

But you really need to go check it out, for your sake you know.

I get the feeling this is not really my bed.

- Buster the foster

(But somehow I am too lazy to care)

If I close my eyes real tight...

 I can almost drown out the sound of mom calling for me to "come" - Shanti Baby

My house. My rules. I didn't ask to be rescued from that parking lot.