Oh yes. I am gonna be mean today.

I can just feel it - Buster the Dachshund

Is that the neighbor's cat I see?

Hit it Shanti!  We have chasing to do- Sam I am

Got any chewing gum?

You might want to suck on a piece too. Know what I mean? -Man man.  Foster up for adoption thru BTRTOC.

As I drift off to sleep I smell the scent of fresh grass,

mud, and maybe a dab of my own poop- Buddy smelling Riley's foot

OMG. What time is it?

Did I miss breakfast? - Buster the foster

And whose bed is this anyway??

Trying to sleep upfront while mom whirls around the curves...

Is like trying to play drunk twister - Sam I am

I love when you touch me Sam - Buddy Love

Stop pulling on my leg...

Or I will fart- Buster the Foster

Opps. Too late. Or was that you?