We are not sure which one did it.

Who do YOU think it was?  Riley and Buddy Love

We are both equally exhausted from not doing it.

Origin of specific dog breeds...

I still like the heinz 57 version best, but here you go. A link that shows all major breeds and country of origin.
http://io9.com/adorable-drawings-of-dog-breeds-grouped-by-their-place-1638977820

Seriously?

 

You are taking a selfie looking like that? - Zeus

Hopefully you can crop me out...

I called shotgun but now I regret it.

Mom drives like a maniac - Sam I am

Is that a cop?  Please let it be...



 

We are bored.

 

Throw the ball for us - Buddy and Riley

 Or not.

If I can just buff out all these scratches...

maybe mom will let me stay with her at work - Linus

Damn, my reflection sure looks good- of course I can stay.



Sometimes you gotta stop and smell the flowers...

BEFORE you pee on them - Riley