Man that was a rough night last night.

I better keep the toilet bowl close - Maisy Moo

My tongue's a hangin' a bit today.

No cutting in line.

It is my turn on the couch next - Buddy Love

Please do tell me your problems.

I obviously have none of my own - Sam I am

Well, I can't let someone else's perfectly good lunch go to waste.

Yum.  Re-chewed beef - dog sitting Finnegan

I think I may need help getting up.

Sam I am.

Which leg goes first?

Damn mom! You hit the gas too hard.

And I ain't got no seat belt on yet - Buddy Love

And I think I farted just a little.

You gonna pull me on waterskis or what?!

Buddy Loving the water