So, you have come to the master.

Shhhh. Today I am sleeping and I shall teach you how to sleep. - Buddy Love

(Find a sunny spot and place your buttocks on a nice clean pillow or two)

This new doggie bed just isn't that comfortable. Is it Sam?

No, makes me sore after a few days of rest on it Buddy. - Sam

Someone has got to tell mom not to buy this brand for us anymore.- Buddy

Everyone okay in the back?

I am about to kick it into high gear so hold on- Samson

(Wait!  The gate is still shut!)

So thirsty...

What's so funny? - Buddy Love, double fisting.

There. Now your deck won't catch on fire.

You can thank me later. - Buddy Love

Oh, little mermaid girl.

How I wish to pee on thee!- Buddy Love

Wait a few minutes my sweet. Mom is watching...

I think HOME is this way Riley.

Well, I think it is the other way Buddy. 

I can't believe you let us get lost again.  You ALWAYS act like you know where we are by the way things smell, damn you little man.- Riley