You can see OK, right?!

I prefer the left side when you are driving.- Riley

Well, hey Mr. Policeman.

Stop lifting up Riley.

I can't reach my bowl. - Sammy boy

Uh, why don't you get the hell off my back while I am trying to eat?

I can feel your penis.- Riley

Your breath smells just like cat poop.

Ah, heaven. - Buddy Love

Happy 17th Birthday!!!

To the most amazing, sweet, resilient, and loving dog I know.

I give up. Who the hell is she rattling on and on about?

Back off.

Grandma loves me best.- Riley 

It really is time you knew...

Hi. We are here to see the vet.

I think Sam got me pregnant.  - Buddy Love

Maybe I need a little sun screen too.

Looks like I am turning brown. Uh, oh! - Sam I am

Come lather me up. I will wait.