Your breath smells just like cat poop.

Ah, heaven. - Buddy Love

Happy 17th Birthday!!!

To the most amazing, sweet, resilient, and loving dog I know.

I give up. Who the hell is she rattling on and on about?

Back off.

Grandma loves me best.- Riley 

It really is time you knew...

Hi. We are here to see the vet.

I think Sam got me pregnant.  - Buddy Love

Maybe I need a little sun screen too.

Looks like I am turning brown. Uh, oh! - Sam I am

Come lather me up. I will wait.

How come we haven't pushed off yet?

I am ready to get this party started! - Riley

We still aren't moving....

No. It wasn't me.

 I have been laying here the whole time.- Buddy McCluskey

I just look guilty.