Mom. Am I really a good boy?

I don't want to eat this bone if I don't deserve it. - Sam I am sweet boy

Riddle me this....

Why am I waaay better looking than anyone else here?

I feel sad for them really.

You smell her breath. I will smell her butt.

However, I am pretty sure it is Maisy. - Buddy Love with Riley

Can you see me NOW?!

I said I want on your lap! - Buddy Love

(Why do you make this so difficult when you can see I have needs)

Hi. Yes, my mom is in the store. Where's yours?

Mine is buying me a treat and a bicycle. - Riley

I like your face. Come closer so I can smell it.

I hear something on up the mountain. Sounds big.

You go better check it out mom and report back. - Riley, city dog

I have to keep the fresh air going and my wits about me.

COULD be going for a burger or COULD be going to the vet. - Della the Dingo Dog

For now I just count the squirrels I see, and assume my human could be lying.