Have you ever been too tired to eat mom? Me either. Just lift this to my lips please.

Maisy Moo Sexy Boo

Happy 4th of July Sam! Feel free to roll over here and kiss me.

 It's freedom day. - Buddy Love

Why do I sit out here in the hot sun?

Because we all know that tanned fat looks better than white fat. - Maisy Moo

Gawd Mom. Do you see what I have to deal with EVERY day?

At least you put a diaper on IT! - Shanti Baby (with Buddy)

(I wonder WHO she is talking about??- Buddy Love)

Maybe it was me, maybe it wasn't.

What did the culprit look like? - Buddy Love

You drive this golf cart like it is your first time behind the wheel.

Or are you just trying to scare me? - Shanti Baby

(Go left up here, slow down, stay on your side of the road, stop waving at everyone, remember I am hurt so easy on the turns, watch for speed bumps, stop looking at your text, and get us home please gawd in one piece)

Hmmm, did I hear the treat bag open? If so, how 'bout you be a dear and bring me one...

 while I relax on the deck- Samson

(Bring a pillow while you are at it please)