Ahoy matey. Move outta the way. Careful around my new boat.

Steady as she goes captain. - Buddy McCluskey

All those fluffy dogs beds, yet there is nothing like a cold floor on a hot day.

Now WHO is going to help me up off this slick floor? - Maisy Moo

(Mmmm. Smells like Pine Sol. Now I am hungry for lemon chicken)

How long until the portrait of me is finished? I can't hold this pose much longer.

Sam I am beautiful.

Mom said not to get on the new vinyl seats. Not sure she was really talking to us.

Feels good on my ass. How about you Sam? - Buddy Love

Hey Crackers. Did you see that little black and white dog fall in trying to get us? LMFAO!

Yep, I saw it Fritos.  I think they call him "Buddy" but who the hell's "buddy" is he anyway? Maybe he thinks we are related? How gawd awful.

(Either way, those dogs seem to eat our dock poop like doggie treats so they can't be too damn smart)

Oh, shit! She found me sleeping on her bed again.

You're not gonna make me move are you? I am so comfortable here. And cute. Did I mention cute?

Huh? I really do not see how I am crowding Maisy...

Sam, after he walked the entire deck and plopped down against Maisy in the hot sun.

(Besides, she likes it- Sam). NO I don't so move over....freak. - Maisy.