These dryer sheets are supposed to keep the mosquitoes away.

But it is just making me horny for you.  How about we sneak us each a beer from that cooler behind us and get busy in the woods while we are unleashed? - Sam to Shanti

The BIG dog did THAT one, really!

Don't look at me.

Gawd, can we stop the truck and roll down some windows back here? I am dying! - Buddy Love

99...100! 100 push-ups. Oh, hi mom.

Stopping now to go for water.  - Maisy Moo

Alpha dog and pack leader....

 Opps. Wrong picture.

Here:

Shanti- leader of the pack and household. Crazy skinny biotch.

Don't give you what face?

Sam I am, trying to look sad for snacks.

(you gonna gimme some right?)

Hey, you. Why'd we stop?

Don't piss me off. - Shanti baby

Plant's on fire. I got it.

You can thank me later. - Sam the Man