Hit the gas mom. We were born to ride.

-Shanti and Sam (married couple)

When I was little we didn't have our own truck.

You dogs today have it easy.  - Maisy Moo

Who you calling Fugly?

Come closer so I can bite off your ugly...  - Emma

Did anyone else see that fish jump?

Looked like a 9 lbs bass to me.  - Della

Good gawd. She is touching me again, isn't she?

The human just doesn't get it.  STOP TOUCHING ME $#@*&!. - Shanti

OMG. Well, your breath ain't so great either Precious!

-Sam to his new gf.

I have quieted the naysayers. Please go on....

-Della with her doll