I feel like my date is moving a little too fast.

 She is getting all "handsy" with my chest. - Sam

I see it too Shanti!

So what exactly are we looking at? - Buddy Love

She's mine. Back off Albino.

Sam I am jealous.

It's not what it looks like. I still have my shirt on.

Besides, Sam came on to me first. - Buddy Love

What's the meaning of my life?

I am just not sure any more. There has got to more to it than boat rides, truck rides, and golf cart excursions. - Samson

Are you afraid of me, or am I afraid of you? I forget.

Buddy McCluskey with the wild geese.

(PS- I smell crackers on your breath and I LIKE it. Gimme some.)

Della with her wheels up.

Della the Dingo Dog. - Rescued 1 year ago and now lives safely with my mother when not found boating on Lake Norman.