Family Photo? Quick, take the picture!

We are all over this mom. While all your fugly relatives are out of the shot, get a nice one of us, your real family. - Buddy, Sam, Shanti (always with back turned), and Maisy.

(We love your family as if they were our own, but truth is, they aren't.  But we try hard. Okay, not so much)

I can feel your baby kick.

It's ok. You can love me. - Sam

Uh, HELP. I need a little help here.

I think mom forgot me.  - Maisy, with arthritis.

Touch me Sam.

Don't you find me attractive anymore? - Shanti

(If there is someone else, I will bite your weenie off)

Oh, THAT red bra.

Nope, I still haven't seen it. Why do you keep asking ME?  - Buddy Love

Sometimes you gotta air things out.

Sam

Ok class. Now with your foot under your chin, relax and BREATHE.

Sam I am the yoga instructor.

(Keep your eyes closed and don't cheat. It is not about the other people in the class. It is about your practice and how you are feeling. Remember, this is not a competition) - But if it was I would win....Sam I am.