Which one is my real daddy?

Mom said to keep an eye on you guys, to supervise.  But really, I am just looking to play. - Sam

(Who you reckon tore up that fence anyway? Got any ideas?)

Yeah Yeah.

I know it is "your chair" and "your blanket", but can you pipe down so I can sleep?! - Shanti

(I am not even sure how I got up here)

I am not talking to you Buddy.

I know it was you who chewed up my stuffed animal.  - Samson

Sunnin my buns in the hot summer sun....Whatcho doin?!

- Buddy Love with his man panties

We knew it would only be a matter of time before you find out our secret.

Doggie gates cannot keep us apart. Our love was meant to be- Finnigan and Truman

I do not know why I failed the police academy for dogs.

Now stop teasing me and give me back my ball. - Della

WHY do you keep doing this?!

I don't like the crap you feed me.  I turn it over in disgust. Then you take my picture, and laugh. You piss me off.  -Shanti