I am not talking to you Buddy.

I know it was you who chewed up my stuffed animal.  - Samson

Sunnin my buns in the hot summer sun....Whatcho doin?!

- Buddy Love with his man panties

We knew it would only be a matter of time before you find out our secret.

Doggie gates cannot keep us apart. Our love was meant to be- Finnigan and Truman

I do not know why I failed the police academy for dogs.

Now stop teasing me and give me back my ball. - Della

WHY do you keep doing this?!

I don't like the crap you feed me.  I turn it over in disgust. Then you take my picture, and laugh. You piss me off.  -Shanti

You smell that Maisy?!

Smells like bacon to me.  Got another one coming for ya.  Better roll down the window. - Buddy

It's weird. I smell poop and dead fish.

Where IS that smell coming from? - Shanti

(And how can I get more of it?)