WHY do you keep doing this?!

I don't like the crap you feed me.  I turn it over in disgust. Then you take my picture, and laugh. You piss me off.  -Shanti

You smell that Maisy?!

Smells like bacon to me.  Got another one coming for ya.  Better roll down the window. - Buddy

It's weird. I smell poop and dead fish.

Where IS that smell coming from? - Shanti

(And how can I get more of it?)

Gimme kisses old girl.

Love me some cougar mouth. - Buddy Love with Maisy Moo Pig

Some people have cows in the field.

I have dogs in the dirt. - Buddy getting ready to kick up some dust.

(Shoo little piglet, shoo.)

You heard me right woman! More please.

 These things just don't hold up. -Buddy Love.

Hmmmm. I wonder what the other dogs are doing that don't have a boat?

Sucks to be them I guess. -Samson