OMG. Isn't there someone else she can hug? - Shanti

(Tell her to let go before I go all "chow vicious on her ass")

Yep, I think I want her as my girlfriend. She smells stinky fine to me. - Buddilicious

I've got the intruder subdued. I will hold her while you teach her a lesson Maisy.- Samson

(With Maisy, and visiting neighbor Belle. No dogs were harmed in this re-enactment).

I think this sand has cat shit in it. Can you smell my face mom? - Shanti

(And if it IS cat shit, I want to roll my whole body in it)

No, you pull MY finger. I've got something for you! -Buddy Love

I cannot wait for this rain to STOP... so I can go swimming in the lake.

It is raining on me mom (it is getting me wet). Get the umbrella and come dry me off!- Samson

 

Happy 4th of July in USA!

Damn July 4th. Every freakin year the neighbors set off fireworks half the night and I can't get a decent night of rest.  - Sam

(I would like to aim one of those firecrackers where the sun doesn't shine)