Ok. I am in hell.

It is 103 degrees outside. No breeze.  And the only piece of shade I find on this boat is by the speaker.  Please God of all dogs, have mom turn down her hip hop music. Some of us are trying to catch a nap.- Maisy Moo

(I am 15 years old. Lord just take me now...)

Psssst. Over here. Please take me with you.

I hate these damn walks. Do I look happy? Save me. It is freakin hot out here.- random Boston Terrier

You reckon they have binoculars over there?

I think they can see us over here swimming naked. - Buddy, with Sam.

Don't fight it. Don't push me off.

You know you want these dog kisses as much as I do. - Samson

(Now put down that phone sweetie and wrap your arms around me)

Please give us a bite of your taco mister.

While we are only part Chihuahua, we still appreciate Taco Bell very much so.

- Sophia and Lucy

(Please spare us a morsal. We are very small and do not require much. Muchas Gracias.)

Speak louder.

She has been banging me with this faux leopard purse in the head all day. What is that you say pup?- Gertie

 ( I said, "wherever did you get that bag?" - Pup)

Whoa. What did we just hit?!

Don't worry. I am checking off the back of the boat to see.  Hit it again mommy. - Buddy McCluskey