Yes, I am under here.

Why don't you be a good girl and uncover this boat so we can take it for a spin? - Shanti

(the boat whisperer)

I love to shop.

I am picking my new man necklace. Wait, is that yummy canned dog food over there?- Sam

So much for mom to buy, so little time.

Sometimes it is just better to let things air out.....

If you are gonna snap a picture, make sure you get my best side.- Buddy Love

Hmmm. Being rescued and adopted by a boat owner....

Really isn't such a bad life for a dog like me I guess.- Sam

dot, dot, dot...

What are they doing to the others?

And I better not be next! - Shanti at the vet, with her whole pack.

The rock is MINE!

I saw it first. - Ellen

There must be poop somewhere on this rock for us all to want it so much....

Bingo. Found it. Coming mom, lick you time. - Shanti

I like my pants JACKED.

If I have to wear man panties, then I want to be cool like the guys on TV and show a little ass. - Rapper Bud Man

I am THUG-A-LICIOUS.

(why YES, he does walk around the house with his belly band pulled down around his knees and likes it).

Here is how we start out when mom dresses him. It doesn't last long.