Opps. You are up early!

Is it Christmas yet?!  This looks bad but I did not open my bags of toys and start playing with them early. I was merely sniffing for drugs.  - Della the Dingo Dog.

Toys! I need more toys! Is this all there is?!  (I know, dogs in China only have one small used toy to share, blah blah).

We all have good and evil in us....

(See if you can tell which is which Santa). Nice Tootsie...

Naughty Naked Tootsie...

Is the truck gassed up and ready to go?

Because I am. Now put my ramp out.- Maisy, Moo Pig.

Does my butt look big?

Since I have been here visiting, I feel bloated and fat.  Does my ass look big to you? I kinda like more junk in my trunk.- Tootsie

Lifting with the Pom Pom twins....

Sampson, I am glad you are up here working out with us, as you have gained weight. It makes me not want to have sex with you. - Your dog wife Sydney.

Careful with that paddle woman!

I KNOW what you are thinking and we both know it would not turn out well. Just steer this big rig, paddle hard and keep working around me. I deserve the view.- Shanti

Shhhh, pretend we are sleeping.....

Once the humans have gone nightie night lets tear this place apart, what say you?- Lexi with Abbey and Annabelle (all rescues).