Thursday, November 24, 2011

Naked Thanksgiving

I started my day by slipping out to the hot tub on my deck to watch the sun come up.  I am dog sitting for the holiday and of course, Tootsie wanted to come along.  She is a little dog (poodle/bichon frise mix) with a low tolerance for cold weather.

Since it was so early, I slipped out naked with a blue towel wrapped around me.  I have neighbors all around but late at night (or very early), I do not bother with a swim suit.  So Tootsie and I go out to the hot tub with only a towel wrap around me and I quickly slipped in before anyone could spot me.  Tootsie began to shiver soon, even sitting on my towel so I decided to wrap it around her and tuck it in. I never thought beyond that moment of helping her stay warm....when she got up and walked off with my towel draped around her!  There she goes, down the deck looking back at me sweetly and soon the towel slips off her.

Now I have two choices- walk of shame, slow, tip toe, secretly hoping no one is looking or run like hell, figuring no one can make out any details of me streaking (like they don't know it is me at my own home) until I can pick up the towel and make my way back into the house. I opted for #2 and rushed for the towel. Tootsie could not understand all the fuss.

I am now very awake and alive for my Thanksgiving Day.  This naked turkey made a memorable impression on her neighbors, with a little help from my friend:

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

It's just too painful...

I cannot look at you when I am locked up in this place.  It's just too painful to see the disappointment on your face.- Maisy

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

New roommates, let the battle begin!

OMG. I HOPE we get to race, I hope we get to race! - Lola the "Iggy".

I am not overweight. I just have a lot of fur and my legs are too short for my body.  I was bred for my looks which is obviously not the case with you as I cannot even LOOK at you... - Foxy the Pom.



Monday, November 21, 2011

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Faster, I see land!

Can you pick up the speed any, in this heap of cheap plastic? I see land HO.  Faster, matey, faster I say. And stop staring at my beautiful ass.- Shanti

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011

Man poop-

Ok. Has anyone else noticed that no matter what- men seem to be able to go #2 anytime and anywhere?  Public restroom, work, vacation, gas station, etc.  I have noticed this in my male dogs. The females rarely if ever go but the boys, poop a pile.  Like they hold it all day just to poop in someone else's yard or in the road more traveled.

My Sam- he is a TWO pooper. 10 minute walk and 2 big piles. I guess he waits all day to unleash.  Just saying what others are thinking.

POOP ONE:

POOP TWO: